who does this?

the best thing about halloween is what happens to all that delicious, fattening, coma inducing candy the day afterwards...

75% off!

so, i made my usual round to the usual suspects to pick up some reese's peanut butter cups to throw in the freezer. i ended up walking through aisles filled with inedible crap and those orange and black Mary Jane candies*. but i was about to leave when i saw this woman waving around a box of summer's eve**. i had to take a double take because i didn't think that douche was actually a sought after product (especially since all the vagina doctors tell you NOT to use it)....but there was something kinda amusing about a woman walking hand in hand with her husband...and in the other hand...douche.

i can't even imagine that conversation.

woman - hold on, babe, i have to pick up some summer's eve.
man - good thing because your jank is not fresh at all.
woman - that's messed up! if you're going to be like that, i'm going to wave it like this...so as to embarrass the hell out of you.
man - spot on, wife, spot on.

sigh.
ahhhhh...hehe.

i'll definitely be including this in a comic strip soon.

- c

*you know, the gross peanut butter ones that people hand out if they hate children.
** DOUCHE.