i'm living in some suburban neighborhood, where there's a huge autumn fair that takes place. i have this delicious recipe for apple pies, but this woman takes my moleskine and tries to make sense of my scrawl so she can take the prize for blue ribbon apple pies (i know, this is already really creepy!) so this woman. is my fucking neighbor. in an ellipse shaped court. so i go next door. this lady is blonde, wearing an apron and has a dozen pies settled on this long dining room table. i snatch my moleskine from her table. she sees me and starts chasing after me with a rolling pin. the rest of my dream involves me running from this crazy bitch...climbing up houses....sidling porches...jumping into recently purchased home depot shrubs. then, i can hear her. i've almost made it back to my house (i don't know why i just didn't hope over my own fence), but she's right behind me.
so what do i do?
i jump on a slide that dumps into a pool.
full of boys.
hot, sexy, young boys.
totally hot, sexy, young, LEGALLY AGED boys.
they're kind of like 'what, what, what's this hottie doing here' and although i want to stay and chat and possibly get on the up and up with one of these gentleman...i run back to my house to jump in bed to hide from the apple pie baker.
the end.
best dreams ever.
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